Seriously, don’t MEN know if they want to make fun of people or talk about them they are supposed to do it BEHIND their backs like we women do? Duh! This way no one gets hurt and you get the angst off your chest — win/win!
Instead, they mock the crap out of each other and it is then repeated to us ( because THEY think it’s all in fun) and if somehow it relates to us, or we’re tangentially related we go out of our minds! We (ME) bitch, moan, get hurt feelings, tear the crap out of said guy then behind his back to my husband until I feel better, because he had the NERVE to pick on me and my little feelings, taste, etc., whatever.
Men really are from MARS & Woman are RIGHT! Thats right, not from Venus, we’re just plain Right! It saves the time BS’ing around, it makes the world a happier place. Skip to the chase!
So men get a clue, if something has to do with our looks, taste, fashion sense, DO NOT tread there. We know better (unless maybe you work for HGTV) and do not want to hear you guys try to mock our choice in wardrobe when we “once in a while” pick out something for our spouse (other than a European man’s purse, that’s a serious faux pas!) that is out of the box for all you old fogeys stuck in your old “no fashion lives”! DO NOT GO THERE! DO NOT MOCK THY FRIENDS WIFE by accident! It could get ugly! ‘Nuff said.
(C) Evelyn Garone 11/2010