If You Want To Feel Even Older, Read This List . . .

Here we go, following is a list of things that have happened in the PAST, seemed the recent past but wait ’til you here the real stats:

I loved him, but what a tortured soul!

1. Kurt Cobain of Nirvana has been dead 17 years, most of the kids listening to him today have never known a world with him in it.

2. If Bart Simpson aged like us regular people he would be 31 years old.

3. Seinfeld hasn’t been on (except in reruns, they never stop!) in 13 years.

4. Look at the top of your computer screen, the save symbol is a “floppy disc” which most people using their computer today have never used or don’t even understand.

What happened to that cute kid?

5. 15 years ago Home Alone was coming out…TODAY  Macauley Culkin is 30.

6. The SPICE GIRLS are all in their mid-30’s.

7. If JFK was alive he would be 93 and Marilyn Monroe would be 86.

8. Clarissa (Melissa Joan Hart) from Nickolodeon’s Clarissa Explains It All and Sabrina The Teenage Witch is 35.

OMG...A mother of 2?

The only thing I can say, is at least everyone else is getting older, too! Not just me.  Amazing how time flies, especially how it seems to go faster the older you get.  Weird, right. So if you’re young, enjoy your youth it is indeed fleeting, if you’re older remember the obvious choice… there isn’t much of a choice …I guess if we can get up in the morning without too much bitching and moaning, it’s a good thing?!

Anyway, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Happy Hanukkah!

(C) Written by Evelyn Garone  12/20/11


About Evie Garone

I am an outspoken woman with independent views of the world. I am spiritual but also realistic. I've successfully raised two men who I've sent off to college and am now following my love of the arts, including painting, drawing and writing. Thus, two blogs, two books I sporadically work on, voracious reading, among other loves keep me busy.
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2 Responses to If You Want To Feel Even Older, Read This List . . .

  1. Now I feel really old!!!

    I can’t get over the fact that MJH is 35!


  2. Evie Garone says:

    Right? How time does fly…and it’s only getting faster! Thanks for reading….


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